Chuck Norris brandarar...

 

If you spell Chuck Norris in a game of scrabble you win...FOREVER
Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by its cover

Chuck Norris invented black, in fact he invented every colour, EXCEPT pink...Tom Cruise invented Pink
Chuck norris puts the laughter in manslaughter

Chuck norris crossed the road, nobody dared ask why

Chuck norris doesn't get brain freeze, slurpies know when to back the **** off

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Trains stop at a Chuck Norris crossing.

The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.

chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris¦ beard. There is only another fist.

chuck noirris once went to the virgin islands now its just called the islands

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck norris can divide by zero

Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris ever fell in a lake, Chuck Norris wouldn't be wet, the lake would get Chuck Norris on it

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